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Randall Flagg: Pleased to meet you, Lloyd. Hope you guess my name. Lloyd Henreid: Huh? Randall Flagg: Oh, Nothing, Just a little classical reference. – Stephen King’s The Stand (Miniseries)
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Derek Zoolander: “it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.” – Zoolander
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“I don’t want to talk about time travel shit. Because if we talk about time travel shit then we’re gonna be here all day, drawing diagrams with straws.” - Bruce Willis, Looper
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(Dumb bitch parks illegally across my carpark exit) Me: “You know that’s not a parking spot, right?” Her: “Huh?” Me: “That spot you’re parked in – it’s not a parking space, it’s the entrance to my...
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“If I speak at one constant volume, at one constant pitch, at one constant rhythm, right into your ear, you still won’t hear.” - Faith No More – A Small Victory
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently. - Nietzsche
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“It’s better to push something when it’s slipping than to risk being dragged down” - Marilyn Manson, Into The fire
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May all our young Aussie swimmers Be resigned to failure May our nation’s state Be always second rate! May Timorese fisherman Evade the Aussie sailor Do as history teaches Die on Middle Eastern...
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I have fortune integrated into various scripts. Because I can. Today, logwatch gave me one that made me chuckle: THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #12: LITHP This otherwise unremarkable language...
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Don’t fret precious, I’m here Step away from the window Go back to sleep Lay your head down child I won’t let the boogeyman come Counting bodies like sheep To the rhythm of the war drums Pay no mind to...
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The Operative: Do you know what your sin is, Mal? Mal: Aw hell, I’m a fan of all seven. (headbutt) But right now, I’m gonna have to go with wrath. - Serenity I’m also a fan of all seven. Here’s my...
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“Remember, it is not enough to be insulted to be harmed, you must believe that you are being harmed. If someone succeeds in provoking you, realize that your mind is complicit in the provocation. It is...
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Excerpts from this article, where Terrence Mckenna describes the “Self-Transforming Machine Elves”, or “Jeweled, Self-Dribbling Basketballs” – nonhuman entities many people claim to have encountered...
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“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The...
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Open up your eyes, kid When are you going to learn? What were you thinking? You really got some nerve Shining in the gold light Glorious victories But now you realize it’s true what ya mama said, You...
View ArticleThe Parable Of Glenn Mcgrath’s Haircut
By TISM My mate Roger got a girl pregnant when he was fourteen. He was so shit-scared he told me. And when he said that her dad was a cop I thought he was joking. I told him he’s got to tell someone,...
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“x is an unknown quantity, and a spurt is a drip under pressure” – Leonard Bruce O’Neill, 1954-2003
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“Goebbels was in favor of free speech for views he liked. So was Stalin. If you’re really in favor of free speech, then you’re in favor of freedom of speech for precisely the views you despise....
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This one made me really chuckle: Opera Tech Support: Why do you assume the same file uploads produce the same md5? Me: Uh… because I understand what an md5 is.(explains the concept of cryptographic...
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“Even if you do manage to succeed at polishing a turd, at the end of the day all you’ll have to show for it is a polished turd” -Me
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